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Archive for May, 2008

21 May

Sick, sick bastards

A couple from Handsworth have been charged with child neglect after starving their six children. Police and ambulance crews took away the six emaciated children 4 days ago but one died in hospital. One neighbour said she used to throw bread out for the birds but then the childrens’ stepfather, Junaid Abuhamza (is Abu Hamza [...]

20 May

Tamsin “Toff” Dunwoody defends election campaign

Tamsin Dunwoody, the granddaughter of Baroness Norah Phillips and daughter of Doctor John Dunwoody, has defended her election campaign which is based almost entirely on telling the people of Crewe & Nantwich that they should vote for her because the Conswervative candidate is a rich and successful lawyer. She said: I don’t have a £53m [...]

20 May

Anthem4England: What’s good enough for Wales is good enough for England!

WHAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR WALES IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ENGLAND! – MULHOLLAND Embargo: Immediate, Tuesday 20th May 2008 Greg Mulholland, MP for Leeds North West, has said that, after the Welsh National Anthem was played alongside God Save the Queen at Wembley at the weekend to mark the fact that Cardiff City made the final, [...]

19 May

It’s not looking good for Gordo

Following yesterday’s revelation in the press that Liebour is on the brink of bankruptcy, I did some digging of my own. According to the list of loans at the Electoral Commission’s website, Liebour has almost £13m of loans due for repayment this year. It also transpires that in quarter 4 of last year, even the [...]

18 May

Brace yourself

I’ve been wearing my braces every day like a good boy, as much as I’d love to chuck the bloody things in a cupboard and forget about them. I’ve been wearing them for about an hour a day but today I managed to keep them on for about 3 hours.  When I took them off [...]

18 May

Gosh

Today I have finally arrived in the world of blogging. No, I haven’t been offered a book deal or a newspaper column or a blog on the BBC. I have … wait for it … I’ve been insulted by Pigdogfucker.  It’s terribly exciting to have been verbally abused from someone so close to God.  Not [...]

18 May

Chief Constable wants more over-representation for BME officers

The Chief Constable of Cheshire, Peter Fahey, has said that “whispering campaigns” might be happening to prevent black or asian police officers from getting promoted and has called for a “fairer” system to ensure more of them get promotions. Fahey has previously called for a change in the law so that police forces will be [...]

18 May

Referendums will not be devolved

The Commons Scottish Affairs Committee of British MPs has decided that responsibility for holding ballots should not be transferred to the Scottish Parliament. They cited the lack of faith amongst the electorate for the electronic voting system used in Scotland as a reason for keeping the responsibility with the British government’s Scottish Office. Alex the [...]

17 May

Eurofederalist regionalist professor defends AWM

The Birmingham Post is claiming that a Tory plan to strip Regional Development Agencies of some of their powers will damage the economy of the West Midlands and centralise decision making. This is absolute nonsense. Removing the regional quangocracy will empower local communities, increase democratic accountability in the decision-making process and could provide a vital [...]

17 May

Liebour Party Bankrupt

The Liebour Party is on the verge of bankruptcy and needs an extra £4m funding before auditors will sign off its accounts as a going concern. In 1997 Liebour had 400,000 paying members, today they have less than 200,000. In the last quarter of 2007 they had £2.86m in funding from members, in the first [...]

16 May

When did evidence become optional?

Via An Englishman’s Castle, a 73 year old former Grenadier has been tagged for failing to stop at the scene of an accident which he says he wasn’t involved in. He says that a woman ran out in front of a car and the car knocked her over and then drove off.  He says that [...]

16 May

Bye Bye Jaguar

Federal Europe is currently working on plans to fine car manufacturers for every vehicle they produce that exceeds the finger in the air figure of 130g/km of Carbon Dioxide emissions.  The fine is expected to be £68 per gramme. Of course, with this being the EU, the regulations are ridiculously ill conceived and designed to [...]

16 May

Fat people are to blame

According to a report by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, fat people are to blame.  For everything. Global food shortages?  You thought it was because the world population is growing too fast at the same time as the Chinese are moving to an inefficient protein-based diet and farmers in the developing world [...]

16 May

British nationalist Scots

The belligerence within the English tradition is still a fresh memory and for some people the national flag is associated with football violence. Billy Bragg  The British flag is associated with the racist far-left BNP and the violent Brit-Scot nationalist Rangers fans and Bragg has the nerve to claim that the Cross of St George [...]

15 May

No Mandate Brown pushing for internment

No Mandate Brown says he wants to win the argument for 42 days internment of “terrorism” suspects. As I’ve pointed out many, many times, the terrorism laws we have now are appallingly slack resulting in people being arrested under anti-terrorism laws for such heinous offences as carrying a blank placard within 1km of Parliament and [...]

15 May

Run Forrest!

Got my knee braces yesterday. Thank god I only have to wear them for an hour a day to start with! And no, they don’t make me run at 100mph or jump buildings like the Bionic Man. Technorati Tags: Knee Braces

14 May

No mandate reforms from no mandate PM

No Mandate Brown has set out his no-mandate “reform” programme (there’s that fucking word again – reform) to try and recover from the devastating trouncing Liebour had in the last by-election and nosediving support from traditional Liebour voters. Let’s take a look at what batshit ideas he’s pulled out of his arse this time. I’ll [...]

14 May

Penny for them …

I had to get petrol today so I went to the petrol station and stopped when I was dead on £20.  I carefully removed the nozzle, held it upright and dropped it onto the holder.  As the pump stopped the gauge rolled over to £20.01. I went to pay and the bloke behind the counter [...]

13 May

David Wright throws his teddy out of his pram

My useless Liebour MP, David Wright, has thrown his teddy out of his pram after a spoof blog was set up in his name. It was pretty obvious it was a spoof but there were a lot of comments from people who thought it was real and comments saying they didn’t agree with him but [...]

13 May

Defattyfying Update

Just a quick update on the diet – I’m 2lb off losing 2st, thanks in part to the 24 hour bug I had Sunday which caused me to lose 3lb overnight! Getting close to half way to my target. Technorati Tags: Diet

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