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Archive for October, 2007

22 Oct

Free school meals for primary children

Primary school children in Scotland are to get free school meals in a pilot scheme costing the English taxpayer £5m. Parents of English children will still have to pay for their children to have school meals. School meals in England current cost as little as 37p to produce with the British government pledging to increase [...]

21 Oct

Which Country?

The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan, laughing and joking after England’s defeat at the hands of South Africa last night, made another one of those “this country” speeches. “England’s performance at this World Cup, and in the final against South Africa, was an inspiration to millions in our country. Their victories against France and Australia [...]

20 Oct

Bugger

South Africa have won the Rugby World Cup 15-6 against England. Where did England go wrong?  They made mistakes but that wasn’t it.  South Africa were simply a better team, they knew they were better and they played the whole game with the attitude that the game was already won and the actual rugby was [...]

20 Oct

Blatant Propaganda

The EU has excelled itself with its latest piece of child propaganda – Captain Euro. Captain Euro is “Europe’s Superhero” and, with his trusty Captain Euro Team, he fights against “the baddy”, Dr. D. Vider. The Introduction on the Captain Euro website describes the European Union as “a union of prosperity and innovation”. Captain Euro [...]

20 Oct

In the Kingdom of the Blind …

… the one-eyed man is King … Thanks to Scaffold from Cross of St George for animating by slides. Technorati Tags: ARMD, Blindness, NHS, Discrimination

19 Oct

Give England a Sporting Chance?

Anglophobia permeates into all aspects of life in the Undemocratic Republic of New Britain, as evidenced by this post on the CEP blog. Despite comprising only 15% of the population and being responsible for only 18% of the medals won at the last Commonwealth Games, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland between them have 39 staff [...]

19 Oct

Gordon Brown: Criminal and Traitor

The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan has sold us down the river. Last night he signed a treaty establishing, amongst other things, a European nation, primacy of EU law over national law and a commitment to adopt the Euro. Don’t be taken in by the propaganda spouted by the eurofederalists and the traitor politcians who [...]

18 Oct

Blogging Habits: Reminder

Can I remind you about the blogging habits survey? There are some interesting answers on there, it would be good to get some wider views. Technorati Tags: Blogging, Survey

18 Oct

Last King of Britain?

Hat-tip: Scots & Independent

17 Oct

Why should London do anything?

Scottish farmers are threatening to protest over the British government’s refusal to give then £50m compensation for their losses during the Foot & Mouth outbreak. The National Farmers Union Scotland (no, there isn’t an NFU England before you ask) says that is is “shocking to say the least”.  The deputy chief executive of NFU Scotland [...]

15 Oct

Milking Climate Change for all it’s worth

Fresh milk is good for you right?  Good for your bones, good for your health in general and it tastes good.  I could drink gallons of the stuff if it wasn’t for the fact we already get through 5 or 6 pints a day as it is! So why are the British government aiming to [...]

15 Oct

Another Jock Bites the Dust

Minge Campbell, the geriatric leader of the Illiberal Democrats, has finally put an end to the longest resignation in history and officially handed in his notice. He should probably give a few weeks notice but in the circumstances – he’s 143 years old and moves with the help of strings attached to his arms and [...]

15 Oct

Road Pricing scrapped?

According to the Daily Telegraph, the British government is abandoning its plans to introduce a national road pricing scheme. Peter Roberts – anti-road pricing campaigner and prospective UKIP MP – started a petition on the 10 Downing Street website which went on to attract over 1.8m signatures.  Initiailly, Traitor Bliar dismissed the petition out of [...]

14 Oct

Like Flies Round Shit

Liebour Ministers are desperately trying to encourage Liebour Party members to rally round the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan after the latest opinion poll put the Conswervatives seven points ahead of Liebour. Like flies round shit, Liebour ministers have spontaneously told the media how great their Prime Minister is.  Jim Murphy, Minister for Europe, even [...]

14 Oct

Hypocrite

The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan seems to have learnt one lesson at least – after taking such a battering for congratulating Scotland for their win against France the other week but ignoring England who also won on the same night, he has congratulated the England rugby team for last night’s win against France. He said “I [...]

13 Oct

Stroke of Luck

Well, I’d like to say that England outplayed France and the victory was well deserved but it was a bit of a fluke to be honest. France and England both played pretty poorly interspersed with some moments of excellent play.  The highlight of the match - other than beating France and getting to the final of [...]

13 Oct

Al Gore’s global warming scam

I’ve just fired off the following email to Telford & Wrekin Council (my local authority) regarding Al Gore’s climate change propaganda film being shown in schools after reading this list of judgements by a High Court judge: Hi, I see that Al Gore’s film on Climate Change is set to enter the curriculum in English [...]

12 Oct

Clarification

Just in case anyone was wondering where Wankistan was … Technorati Tags: Wankistan, England, Wales, Northern Ireland, Scotland

12 Oct

Petition: Hold a general election in 2007 – Update

The 10 Downing Street petition to hold a general election in 2007 is gathering pace. The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan laughed off the petition the other day because it only had 26 signatures.  Overnight it grew to 3,400 signatures and by today over 10,000 people have signed it. What is nice to see, though, are [...]

12 Oct

Nobel is a sham

Al Gore has been given the Nobel Prize for his fictional factual film on Climate Change. The film was recently ruled to be partial, politically motivated and, in part, unscientific by a judge in a recent legal challenge to the decision to use it to indoctrinate school children in England.  Unfortunately, the judge decided that the [...]

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