A black binman from Burnley has been banned from wearing his Cross of St George bandana at work because it might be racist and/or offensive. Pendle Council told Matthew Carter that they had received complaints and gave him a verbal warning.  He was told that he is not allowed to wear any clothing with a [...]

No Mandate Brown is jetting off to Belfast today for a summit – called a Council of the Isles by an Irish minister this morning – to discuss issues such as crime and drugs. Also attending are representatives from the Republic of Ireland, the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly, the Northern Irish Assembly, the Isle [...]

No Mandate Brown, the unelected pretender to the office of First Minister of England, has dealt what may prove to be England’s fatal blow. The Goblin King has appointed a Minister for each of the made-up regions of England.  Before his coronation as unelected Prime Minister the MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath made noises about resurrecting [...]

A Scottish childrens pipe band has been attacked by what the Sunday Sun newspaper described as a gang of “racist thugs”. The band had stepped in at the last minute after an English band had dropped out of a fair but as they were doing their stuff, a gang marched alongside them singing anti-Scottish songs [...]

The treacherous British government has responded to a petition with over 1,700 signatures demanding an English Parliament. The petition said: The 1998 Scotland Act has left England uniquely without its own Parliament or Assembly. Simple fairness requires that an English Parliament now be created.   The response is below.  To see my comments, hover over [...]

“No Mandate” Brown has told us all his domestic policies: Education The NHS Affordable housing Safe, secure and affordable communities Building trust in democracy Education is devolved, the NHS is devolved, housing is devolved, planning is devolved.  So what’s “No Mandate” Brown going to do for Scotland – the place where he was elected?  Building [...]

The Northern Ireland Assembly has only been reinstated for 2 days and already they’re demonstrating the benefits of devolution – benefits that we English are being denied by the anti-English, British establishment. There is, of course, the “peace dividend” – a large pot of cash that the Tartan Taxman kindly donated from English taxes to [...]

The Royal Armouries Museum in Leeds has settled a racial discrimination claim by the English Democrats Party (EDP) out of court. The EDP sued the museum for £5,000 for racial discrimination after they cancelled a booking and declined to offer an alternative date because they were concerned about their reputation if they held an English [...]

An bunch of god-botherers and navel-gazing, beared, lentil eating, hemp wearing lefty liberal apologists have decided that St George is just too offensive and needs to be reinvented so that he’s more inclusive. A report called “When The Saints Go Marching Out: Redefining St George For A New Era” says: “It is time that St George [...]

Postapoo have withdrawn their racist advert inviting people to send a plastic poo to their least favourite Englishman for St Georges Day. PostaPoo.com Campaign Withdrawal and Apology Issued 03 April 2007, 2145GMT We at Postapoo.com would like to offer our sincere apologies for the offence that was caused as a result of the recent “Send [...]

A Scottish company, sendapoo.com, has the following incitement to commit an act of racism on the front page of its website: Not sure what to send this St. George’s Day? Why not send a poo to your favourite (or least favourite Englishman!). Send one now and select scheduled delivery for arrival on 23 April.  Racism [...]

A report for the Department of Education has concluded that English schools should put more emphasis on a British identity in lessons. Citizenship lessons are now compulsary for secondary school pupils but the report says that not enough emphasis is placed on Britishness and Gordon Brown’s mysterious values than bind us all together. Education is devolved [...]

English wankers If you listen very carefully you can still hear the tinkling of the dropping penny down at Downing Street.According to our leader-in-waiting, the UK is being menaced by an “opportunist group of nationalists” who are “playing fast and loose” with the union. Apparently, “it is very important to recognise that Britishness and Britain [...]

The New Labour election fund Barnett formula has been sending even more English money to our neighbours. The Times has today published an article explaining exactly how much of our taxes goes to our thieving, subsidy junkie neighbours leaving our health service so underfunded that cancer patients are told to shut up and die because [...]

Alistair Darling, the English Transport Minister elected in Scotland, is set to introduce a pay-as-you-drive scam in England but not in Scotland where he was elected. The story was reported on BBC Breakfast this morning, minus the bits about the discrimination unsurprisingly. Why is it always the English that pay?  Even when Scots drive in [...]

Princess Tony has told the Yorkshire Post that if the people of England were asked if they wanted an English Parliament then they would vote for one.  He denied that they would vote for the breakup of the union despite a Sunday Telegraph poll showing that 48% of English people support independence. This is the [...]

Yesterday’s poll in the Sunday Telegraph was possibly the most important news story of the year.  The results of the poll combined with the SNP’s projected win in the Scottish elections means that it is increasingly likely that the 300th anniversary of the Act of Union next year will be the last. So where is [...]

Douglas Alexander, MP for Paisley & Renfrewshire South, Transport Minister for England, Secretary for State for North Britain, is introducing legislation to impose congestion charging on England. However, the legislation won’t apply in North Britain where the people who voted for him live because transport is devolved to the North British Parliament. Why should an MP elected [...]

BBC Question Time had a question and answer session with the Demon Headmaster and somehow a question mentioning England managed to slip through the net.  His answer is below, my comments are in italics: Question from Stephen, London: As Leader of the Commons, how can having two Scottish MPs as the front runners for PM [...]

RegionalAssemblies.co.uk shows us the price we pay for having unelected, ineffective regional government. The EU is hosting a constitutional convention to decide the future of a European state.  Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have been invited but there will be no English representation because England’s euroregions don’t have law-making powers. The answer is simple.  Abolish regional [...]